As I get older, I find joy in even minor appliances.
Three things: I can't read up close, hair is going gray, and I'm getting increasingly pompous. Solution: Bifocals without the line, keep the hair cut short, and never miss an opportunity to keep my mouth shut.
Join the fucking club!
Posted by: Gus | June 05, 2010 at 09:26 AM
I shaved off my beard, so now I look 10 years younger, and just got a job.
I also look about 10 pounds heavier.
Oh well.
Posted by: Matthew G. Saroff | June 07, 2010 at 11:59 PM