Apparently, this is not a joke: There is a website called pornfortheblind.org. Porn for the Blind is a nonprofit organization the mission of which is "to produce audio descriptions of all the world's pornographic website preview videos." All of them.
I tried listening to a couple, and it's about as unsexy as you can imagine. Even if it's not a joke, I have to wonder if they're trying to make porn seem as ridiculous as it is by giving earnest, straight-laced descriptions of porn clips.
Either way, Porn for the Blind needs your help! Record and upload a narrative description of web porn clips by using the script here.
Via Kinkerbelle, who has this great picture up:
Cracks me up. Unfortunately, the "braille letters" shown don't look real, unless there is a different braille alphabet I am unfamiliar with.
I can't listen to it at work, where I am currently, but already I'm reminded of the Family Guy episode, Peterotica, where Betty White is reading one of Peter's porn scripts for an audio-book-on-tape.
Posted by: Phillybits | December 22, 2008 at 01:10 PM