If You're Not Lyin', You're Not Livin'

It's a little jarring to see a very mature, bald Mike Stipe singing about "your teenage station", but it's such a relief to hear REM rock a little after years of their wandering in the jerkoff Desert of Emotion I am willing to cut them a little slack:

If you meet him, ask him about his Krazy Kat tattoo.

Bottles and cans, and just clap your hands.