QOTD

Gloria (NSFW):

Ho hum, another PR-hungry starlet trying to oil herself in Marilyn Monroe lube. It's only been done a million times before. By more talented people. Some of whom looked a lot better too. One thing about the original: she could go right up to the edge of sleaze and peer over it, but she always had a kind of innocence about. Lohan looks likes like crack whore in a wig. ...

As for "girl-in-martini-glass" -- let me put it this way.  It is NOT hot.  How about girl-in-syringe with bruises up and down her arms? Better still, Paris, put on a strap-on, and quit being such a tool of the patriarchy, fer chrissake.

Hee!