Five Upcoming Comic Book Movies That Must Be Stopped, including:
Yes, you've read correctly, Captain Marvel in all of that skin-tight clothing, with his rippled muscles and dangling package is actually a 12-year-old boy who, thanks to a secret magic word he learned only by talking to strangers and following them into abandoned subway tunnels, has the amazing ability to instantly transform into the legal age of consent.
Lots of funny there, even if you don't care about comics or movies.
(Via Gib.)
Keeeerist. Go read fucking Miracleman and then talk to me about Captain Marvel. Seriously, pointing out the real world absurdities in Superheroism was explored to death in the 80s and 90s. I also suppose you've never heard of Dr. Fredric Wertham. Really, this is like a list of Chuck Norris jokes, it's too tired to be funny.
Much like 90% of cracked.com.
Posted by: Frowny McBeard | November 16, 2007 at 03:42 PM
Wow, you're even more humorless than me! Congrats.
Posted by: Mithras | November 16, 2007 at 09:19 PM