In which our heroine introduces herself

Hi, I’m Aquagirl. Mithras tells many stories about me, most of which are of questionable taste and veracity, but he knows he can get away with it because I can’t remember anything that happened more than 5 minutes ago. I think the Falwell one is actually true, though. As the man said, we’ve been friends since the internet was just a gleam in Al Gore’s eye. Excuse me a sec, I have to stop and sigh at the mention of Al Gore. In some alternate universe, things are going much much better. My stats: I’ve been a lawyer for longer than seems possible. I live in the DC area, and it sucks. I feel somewhat cheated because I’m an atheist and so according to the Christian right, I should be orgying stoned right now, but am I? Noooo. Instead, I’m the world’s only atheist Sunday School teacher (yes, literally). I’ve been reading more and more blogs recently and just when I got to the point where I thought I really needed to stop, Mithras asked me to post here. So, of course, in the time-honored tradition of liberals making bad decisions, I said yes. Up next: government Sopranos style.