Isn't "Eagles Fan" and "Pain Slut" Redundant?

From the "casual encounters" section of craigslist philadelphia:

Dominant Female for Submissive Guy (looking to date not just "scene") - 29

There is what is called a "50's Household" relationship where the man makes all of the decisions, etc. Well I am looking for that, but in reverse. I am seeking someone who believes in Female Supremecy and TPE (total power exchange) meaning that the submissive gives up all control and obeys his/her Master/Mistress/Domme/Dom, etc.

I want an obedient man who's sole purpose is to please me. I prefer a pain slut and if you are bi or into forced bi that is also a turn onto me. Expect a list of rules and chores and of course consequences and punishments if I am not pleased.

Lots of spanking - CBT [M.: "Cock and Ball Torture"]- other creative punishments. I have an ageplay fetish as well, not into AB [M.: "Adult Baby"] or infantilism. (meaning NO DIAPERS) Strap on play, rape role play, bondage, golden showers and more.

In the vanilla world I am an avid pet lover. (you must not be allergic to any animals)

I have varying interests such as camping, reading and watching the Eagles.

Oh - this is a good time to mention I cannot ever in any way date someone who is not an Eagles fan. If you like the Steelers, Patriots, Giants or God Forbid the fucking Cowboys, please do not bother messaging me.

Now, that's some authentic Philly shit, right there. I thought about linking the specific activities she mentions to show you examples, but ... some things squick even me out. 

Comments

[Scott Lemieux]

"Isn't "Eagles Fan" and "Pain Slut" Redundant?"

Heh. Indeed.