Texan mom: It says here that the French gave this statue as a gift.
Texan dad: Ain't no way France coulda sent that. They ain't got no boat big enough.
Texan mom: But it says here...
Texan dad: Ain't possible means ain't possible. Gittit?
--Liberty Island
"It probably were the Atlantians, because they had big boats before the terrorists sank their island," the President said, and climbed back aboard Marine One.
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