Prof. Ann Althouse, of "it's a public good for dark-skinned people not to run for trains" fame, wants us all to look on the bright side:
Ordinary people, I assume, will eagerly consume the good news [from New Orleans]. Are you absorbed in political finger-pointing? I'm not — and I was last week when I felt that people were suffering and dying because of bad decisions. That's not to say I don't think there should be studies of what went wrong. I do. But I'm interested in things that are oriented to solving problems, and I'm very mistrustful of people who are providing analysis as a means to advance one political interest or another.
Wow, this is straight out of the Iraq playbook. Why are you naysayers so focused on the failures of the Bush administration? Criticism of the president and the horse guy at FEMA undermines our efforts to help all the rich white people who need to get their businesses back up and running in the city. What are you, objectively pro-hurricane? "Ordinary" (read, normal) people just want things to get better, and to get the pictures of those dead and not-yet-dead black people off their televisions. Iraq is a civil war powderkeg, and New Orleans is a toxic stew of sewage, pollutants and rotting corpses, but now that someone (we won't say who, because we're ordinary and normal) has fucked up, we'll focus on the good news.
But hey, if I were a faux moderate, power-toadying law professor who wanted to assuage my own feelings of guilt, I'd probably resort to fantasies, too, in the face of this:
[T]he
floodwater, spiked with tons of contaminants ranging from heavy metals
and hydrocarbons to industrial waste, human feces and the decayed
remains of humans and animals, will linger nearby in the Gulf of Mexico
for a decade.
"This is the worst case," Hugh B. Kaufman, a senior policy analyst at
the Environmental Protection Agency, said of the toxic stew that
contaminates New Orleans.
"There is not enough money in the gross
national product of the United States to dispose of the amount of
hazardous material in the area."
Kaufman and other experts from around the country agreed yesterday [Wedneday, August 31] that
there will be no quick fix for New Orleans.
But they acknowledged that
even their sobering estimates for final "recovery" may be too
optimistic, for nothing in their own personal and professional
experience could compare with the abuse that Hurricane Katrina heaped
upon the stricken city.
An unprecedented, worst-case disaster with toxic effects lingering for a decade, that would require more than the nation's entire GNP to clean up. But hey, let's have a little can-do spirit around here. One turns eagerly to the good-news link Althouse provides and finds this headline:
Small signs of progress in New Orleans
Awesome! I mean, that's really great. Days after the storm has gone, small signs of progress are emerging! What are those signs? Here's the subhed:
Crews worked to drain the putrid floodwaters out of New Orleans on Tuesday, as authorities warned of the horrors still submerged in the city.
"Putrid"? "Horrors"? Uh oh, I better avert my normal eyes from that. Surely, there is better news in the body of the story:
The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers patched the ruptured levee along the
17th Street Canal on Monday, and Lt. Gen. Carl Strock told CNN that it
would take up to 80 days to dry parts of the city.
Sweet! That levee rupture on August 29th, and it only took them a full week to patch it. Good job!
I am feeling better already. I want to give Brownie a hug and kiss him on top of his head. Really, I do.
The rest of the stuff from the article, though, I don't know. Maybe we just need some more details to make this stuff sound better:
The failures of the levee system after Hurricane Katrina's onslaught
left about 80 percent of the city flooded with water up to 20 feet deep
-- water that became a toxic mix of chemicals, garbage, human waste and
human remains.
Lt. Gen. Carl Strock told CNN Tuesday that the Corps was working to minimize the environmental damage to Lake Pontchartrain.
"We
will look for real hot spots as we draw the water down, and if we get
an area that is particularly toxic we will try to control that instead
of dumping it back into the lake," Strock said. "But clearly, the focus
is saving lives, and there are still lives to be saved. The quicker we
remove the water the better we can do that."
That's okay, General. Move fast, keep the reporters back, and deny everything. Dump the toxic waste into the lake. I am sure things will be just fine.
Speaking in Baton Rouge Monday, Homeland Security Secretary Michael
Chertoff warned the body recovery process would be "very difficult" and
said it would take some time before officials would have a reliable
death toll.
"It's going to be an unhappy number," he added.
It's going to be an unhappy number, with a little frowny face on it. Not a horrifying number, not a shocking number, not a number that will paralyze you with grief and cause you to want to vomit and scream at the same time. An unhappy number. Thanks for warning us, Mike.
FEMA has taken over and put on hold an airlift operation Texas
initiated to send displaced persons to other states, Texas Gov. Rick
Perry said in a statement on his Web site Monday. The agency is
reviewing how to best handle the influx of evacuees to Texas, which
Perry said Sunday had reached 230,000.
We're all full here, says Rick. Mama Bush agrees:
What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to
stay in Texas. Everybody is so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so
many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged
anyway so this (chuckle)--this is working very well for them.
Yes, those refugees are feeling overwhelmed - by hospitality.
It's all good news today, kids. Remember, no finger-pointing until Rove figures out how to blame someone else! Check Althouse for updates on when that will be.
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