The first post to this blog was on August 7, 2003. I waited for the flood of presents from you, my minions, but none arrived. In fact, I got no cash gratuities, offers of oral sex, or new stylish-but-compact-for-urban-parking cars with a big bow waiting for me on the street outside my house when I awoke on Sunday. I am more disappointed than angry.
Perhaps if I had not forgotten about it myself. Nah, I blame you.
Perhaps if I had not forgotten about it myself. Nah, I blame you.
How typical of the Left, to blame America for its own failings.
Posted by: mds | August 10, 2005 at 11:31 AM
...for the Left's own failings, I mean. America has no failings.
Posted by: mds | August 10, 2005 at 11:35 AM
Happy belated birthday, you dork.
FWIW, I forgot my own wedding anniversary this year.
Again.
Posted by: bitchphd | August 10, 2005 at 03:10 PM
Bastard! Not even so much as a thank you for the bouquet I almost sent?
Posted by: Chris | August 10, 2005 at 08:44 PM
You didn't say i was funny. so no gifts for you.
Posted by: Roxanne | August 10, 2005 at 10:00 PM
so you rake in 100+ comments on a post here and there and you forget your own blogiversary? good grief.
Posted by: albert | August 10, 2005 at 11:52 PM
I've got some neekid pictures of Jeff Gannon I could send you...
Posted by: MildlyDisturbed | August 11, 2005 at 12:56 AM
Happy Blogversity.
Posted by: Eddie | August 11, 2005 at 01:47 PM