It's a vibrator shaped like a pistol. Yes, you insert it into yourself (or hold it on the appropriate spot) and ... pull the trigger. How erotic is that? Answer: not at all.
And brainstorm: little fake-sperm bullets! That explode when you do! Where is Chuck Heston?
(Tip: The pink one, who has a very wise roomie: "Cynthia, you are way too high to purchase a gun-shaped vibrator on the internet.")
It's totally not a joke! Do a search for "erotic gunslinger vibrator" - it's available lots of places. (And yes, my roommate is very wise.)
Posted by: Cyn | April 25, 2004 at 02:30 AM
I have one...I think it's fun. "There's a new sheriff in town, baby, so spread 'em"
Posted by: Mistress Matisse | April 25, 2004 at 03:03 AM
Cyn-
I'm not being critical. Not many things squick me, but surprisingly, this is one.
Matisse-
Am I correct that this toy isn't built in a way that makes it easy for the user to penetrate her/himself? In the right context, I could see how it'd be fun to fuck someone else with it.
Okay, maybe I'm getting less squicked.
Posted by: Mithras | April 25, 2004 at 04:30 AM
wow. thats interesting. for a minute ther i thought someone was going to use the opportunity to draw on the symbolism of the object- the relationships between sex and violence in a "white" (racism) "male" (patriarchalism) consumer-object dominated society, metaphors of rape, shit like that. umm, guess i'll go fuck myself. see you Guys later.
Posted by: jenna goldman | April 26, 2004 at 06:19 PM
Wow, that's all really good stuff. But no, we operate on the genital level around here. Personally, my preference is the Hitachi Magic Wand. Powerful, affordable, non-representational and non-violent. It's the Swarthmore College of vibrators.
Posted by: Mithras | April 26, 2004 at 06:50 PM