Raising hell about being searched before getting on an airliner is so precious. I'm not referring to the question of whether it's "security theater" and therefore useless or not -- of course it is. But the level of indignation generated by this exceedingly polite, deferential process from the people who could not give a shit about the abuse heaped on poor Americans every day. Having some minion gently squeeze your nuts is the end of the constitution? Most people can't afford to take a cab to the airport, asshole, much less get on a plane. Eat your fucking caviar and shut the fuck up.