From Philadelphia craigslist rants & raves:
The. Best. Weekend. Ever.
1. To Caribbean wives who not only encourage their husbands to have a girlfriend...they sleep with her as much as he does. There's nothing like walking in from grocery shopping Sunday morning to find the wife in the kitchen spanking the tied up girlfriend. Unless it's watching the tied up girlfriend say thank you with her tongue.
2. To half-white-half-cuban girlfriends with pale skin, pierced tongues, DD chests, a cuban girl's ass on a white girl's body, and a UPenn education. They do exist, you just have to find them on CollarMe or pick them up at a chinese restaurant. Or recognize them from their profile on CollarMe, at the chinese restaurant...and be there just as the previous boyfriend calls 2 hours late to say he's not coming.
3. To living in a house with two beautiful women, both of whom cook, clean, and love kinky sex and BDSM.
4. To having the kind of CEO for a boss who knows about your wife and girlfriend, gives you props when they call you Daddy on the phone, and lets you hire the girlfriend as your secretary when your old one quits.
5. To our two year anniversary living together. Polyamory works, if you let it.
Life is good.
Yes, it is, my friend. Yes, it is.