Publius of One of Several Blogs Where I'm Not Allowed:
DOCTOR: In his new book, Dinesh D'Souza has reached a transcendental level of stupidity. It approaches the Platonic — nay, Kristolic — ideal of stupid. Astrophysicists have determined that his stupidity is so dense — so massive — that it has started absorbing light.
ME: Like a black hole?
DOCTOR: Precisely. But it’s a little different in that it absorbs intelligent thought, particularly writing ability and rational analysis. Opening the cover of his book is essentially crossing the event horizon.