- You Will Continue to Have Me to Kick Around: I gave serious thought to shutting down Fables. Blogging has been a great outlet for my desires to write and rant, but it takes up a lot of my energy. And all those friends who say I'm like an addict, reading 300+ feeds on Bloglines, getting news via SMS, spending hours and hours on line - well, who needs them! Right, gang?
- Porn, It's What Made the Internet: It has come to my attention that some people aren't aware I have a lengthy blogroll of sex links down the right-hand side of the page. Either they're just reading the feed or they're losing interest before they scroll down that far - hmmm, I wonder which it is? Anyway, scroll down. You're just one or two clicks away from quality jerk-off material. It can't be all mental masturbation around here!
- Pay Me. No, Stop Laughing: I added a Paypal contribution button on the right. Why? Why not! Everyone else has one, and who knows? Someone might actually want to express their appreciation in pecuniary terms, someday. And while there might be worthier causes, there are none that provide so many free porn links.
As an aside, what I like to do to conservatives with Paypal links is to send them invoices with descriptions like "For mental anguish" or "Because I will never get those 2 minutes back again."
No, don't do that to me.