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If I were terminal but still able to lift my hands, and people like these were outside, my last request would be for someone to prop the rifle barrel up on the window sill so I could take a few of them with me. They're so thick on the ground one shot might get three of them.
Update: Apparently, Terri Schiavo is, er, live-blogging. (Via Apostropher.)
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Naw...why put them out of the misery that they love so much? Their suffering is an win-win situation: they get to feel like put-upon underdogs railing against A WORLD THEY NEVER MAED!!!1!11! and I get to laugh at their sheer knuckledragging Hicksville moronity.
Posted by: thedarkbackward | March 28, 2005 at 01:10 PM
I swear, every time I see that first photo, all I can think of is how perfect that chick would have been in the Love is a Battlefield video. We are young! Oh, Pat Benatar, where are you when we need you?
Posted by: mac | March 28, 2005 at 04:28 PM
Naw...why put them out of the misery that they love so much?
Aim low. Gut shot. They'll die slow.
all I can think of is how perfect that chick would have been in the Love is a Battlefield video.
Chick? Just because she's wearing a dress, I don't think we should assume anything. The purple scarf (?) could be a clue - hides the adam's apple.
Posted by: Mithras | March 28, 2005 at 04:44 PM
Her blog made me laugh. I'm a bigger bastard than I realized and will burn in Hell forever.
Posted by: Kevin Hayden | March 29, 2005 at 05:32 AM
Heyy whats upp?? if this is the BAND As i lay dieing then can u please email me !!!!
WE NEEED TOO TALKKK A.S.A.P
~paige~
Posted by: paige | January 22, 2006 at 10:24 AM