I don't want to see Ron Jeremy under the best of circumstances. I certainly don't want to see him on my cell phone. But he's bringing adult content to your mobile device now - "video clips, wallpapers, groan tones, chat and more...." Groan tones? Ew.
Excuse me, but fat ugly hairy men aside, who the hell needs porn on their phone? I mean, I am as perverted as the next, uh, pervert, and even I don't need 24/7 access to hot whoever-on-whatever action. Who does?? Okay, if you don't have a computer with internet access, maybe there is utility there. Or if you, for whatever reason, need to see Teagan Presley bouncing up and down in order to get hard/wet, then go ahead, I say. Otherwise, WTF? Are you planning on jacking off in the bathroom at work every day?
A related weird thing: porn on DVD players in cars. We were driving around a little while back and the guy next to us at the light had a DVD player in his dash. That's bad enough, but he was watching a video of a woman on her knees on a bed wiggling her ass at the camera. It was so big - the DVD player and the ass - that we could see it clearly from our car. So not just porn - bad porn. Other people have told me that driving down the Pennsylvania Turnpike in the morning, as part of a regular commute, porn on car DVD players is commonplace.
What's the point of this? If you're a guy, you can't very well jerk off in your car. (I know enough women who have, but it's not the same - less mess, and women can do two things at once, unlike men.) Is it simply, "Oh, look at me, I'm so bad I watch porn videos in public"? Must be. It's the same kind of thing as whipping your cock out in order to shock someone - a form of visual assault. And it's disturbingly unsexual, too - just like the guys who hang out their car windows and yell at women, they're not doing it in order to get laid. Instead, it's all about the aggression.
(Jeremy link via Engadget.)