Dong Resin interviews the PATRIOT Act:
DR: What is a "bioterrorist?"PA: People who cultivate bioweapons like anthrax.
DR: Right.
PA: -also guys who carve a hole in a pumpkin and then microwave it to body temperature for "recreational use."
DR: Really?
PA: Absolutely. I mean, what are we, France? Time for a little self-control, BillyBob.
The whole thing is hilarious. (Via The Minor Fall, The Major Lift.)






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